" waiting room "

 [ "Waiting Room" ]

1: Waiting Room is the virtual limbo of seemingly never ending hold music you are often sent to when calling a help desk, business, or Government agency. Waiting Room is the act of putting someone immediately on hold as soon as you answer the phone without them realizing anyone picked up. This process takes an experienced and dexterous phone analyst. This practice is most commonly used by receptionists and call center agents. It is used as a way of circumventing or improving 'call in queue' stats or simply as a way of stopping the insecent ringing of one's phone. The best waiting room analysts can put unsuspecting callers in the waiting room without so much as a blip in the hold music.

  * e.g.,  ... hey, can you get that call? It's been sitting in queue for like 10 minutes?" "I'm too busy but not to worry I think Sandeep just put it in the waiting room. 

 [ "gods waiting room" ]

1: Slang term for the state of Florida. It refers to the high number of retirees living there.

  * e.g.,  ... My grandma moved down to Gods waiting room 

 [ "God's waiting room" ]

1: A word used to describe any town or village with a high percentage of elderly people such as Tampa Florida, Worthing, UK, Eastbourne, UK

  * e.g.,  ... Eastbourne? Don't make me move to God's waiting room, i've still got my own teeth you know 

 [ "gay waiting room" ]

1: A term that has gained currency in New Zealand and Australian slang to describe a male who self-identifies as "bisexual" but is in reality using this label to avoid admitting that he is in fact completely gay. Such a person will often be in denial as to their true sexual orientation and may attempt to maintain relations with females while soliciting covert same-sex relations, often anonymous in nature or downlow. A man in the gay waiting room will likely leave emotional collateral damage on both sides of the gender divide in his bid to pass himself off as bisexual.

  * e.g.,  ... See that guy over there at the bar, he claims he's bisexual but you can so tell that he's just in the gay waiting room. 

 [ "Friend waiting room" ]

1: Friend waiting room is similar to a friendzone. It usually describes two people in a close friendship that for several reasons are not ready to commit to a real relationship but in the future plan/can be a couple

  * e.g.,  ... John : Do you want to go out with me? Sarah : No. I'm not friendzoning you though, I just can't commit to a relationship yet. I will put you in a friend waiting room for now. John : Okay, I understand. 

 [ "Waiting Room Paradox" ]

1: Arriving in a waiting room to find worthwhile reading material, only to be interrupted shortly after when your appointment is running unusually on time.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you see Jay Leno's new street rod in the latest Wheels magazine? 

 [ "gods waiting room" ]

1: (n.) old people section of ft. lauderdale. AKA Tamarac.

  * e.g.,  ... all the damn cotton heads from gods waiting room drive too slow 

 [ "Waiting room" ]

1: The zone between the friendzone and the getting some zone. Where if the girl is ready you’re the go to guy.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: Dude are you getting some or getting friend zoned Guy 2: No man I’m in the waiting room, when she’s ready I’m first in line 

 [ "God's waiting room" ]

1: Used to describe the area located at the base of North Brother Mountain in the Camden Haven on the Mid North Coast of NSW, Australia. The area contains many elderly people and retirement villages. One retirement village is accessed via a road named The Gateway, bringing many a chuckle.

  * e.g.,  ... There are so many old people here 

 [ "gods waiting room" ]

1: The death bed. Can also be known to reference a nursing home, the last stages of a Terri Shivoa, or any other situation that a human is put it and their death is certain.

  * e.g.,  ... Yeah man, my grandmother is in Gods waiting room. 

 [ "gods waiting room" ]

2: None inflammitory.

  * e.g.,  ... Im sorry to hear that.